Sarah Michelle Gellar poses for Maxim

Buffy the Vampire Slayer is staking hearts again with a surprise appearance in the December issue of Maxim Magazine.
After enduring years of whining and pleading from salivating fanboys, 30-year-old cult star Sarah Michelle Gellar has finally acquiesced to appear in a spread for Maxim Magazine.

"I like to shake things up every once in a while," she explained. "It’s good to leave people wanting more, but I don’t want to leave them waiting too long or they’ll lose interest. Besides, how could I not do a Maxim shoot when I have a movie coming out in which I play a porn star?"

That movie would be Southland Tales, in which the former Buffy the Vampire Slayer is a porn star trying to get her own reality show.

"When you think about who should play a porn star," said Gellar, "don’t I just pop into your mind?"

That sound you hear is the collective reply of countless screaming fans worldwide.

[Thanks to OCCASIONAL SUPERHEROINE for the link.]
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